This is known as the Supermatt defence.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

spunky chop slaps

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Afternoon DG.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Noon all

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Don't talk to them
WE don't need them.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I wondered where you'd been hiding today
I was afraid you may have been caught in the wake of Wormulus' epic flounce.
( SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)