you dont even own a telephone

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

i do, it's just not plugged in

( well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Really?
What a fucking hippy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

kill it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Hanging's too good for 'em

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

He's worse than Hitler

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Exactly!
Easy.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

you big simple

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

My landline is plugged in
But the ringer is set to off as I can't be assed with it. Also I keep forgetting the batteries so can't see the display and I refuse to answer the phone if I don't know who it is.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)