they're fucking weird
people go on about how graceful and how beautiful they are. they're not, they're freakish and alien
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

And they kick you if you stand behind them.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I can understand that, I do the same thing.
Bastards standing behind me, making me nervous. What have they got to hide? Why can't they stand where I can see them?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Yeah.
What sort of cunt animal does something like that? Apart from horses.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Cows, goats, llamas, gazelle.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Cunts, the lot of them.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Cloven-hoofed fuckers.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)