I know how you feel.
The other day my driver applied the brakes a little too sharply.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

my butler got cancer
so now i have to poach my own salmon in the morning :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

i bet you gave it to him
you horrible man
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Sean Bean's a cunt when he drives a bus.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

outrageous!
i hope you didn't spill your martini
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

this reminds me of the time when my butler had the temerity to put a lemon in my gin and tonic,
rather than a lime.
i was so upset i could not aim straight at daddy's annual pheasant hunt the next morning.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

i think i remember him
he was allergic to green i'm sure.. he suffered on our 'incredible hulk pillow fight night'
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

shit,
i remember now!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

I did actually, but when I got home I got one of the cotton pickers to run me out another one.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)