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I just nearly cried
I've spent the last two hours looking for my (very expensive) sunglasses, only to find them in the fucking towel basket in the closet. And people wonder why I don't like my cleaner.

When did you last lose something expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
Do your own fucking cleaning.
And you moan about being broke.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
oh man,
am i looking forward to a good old fashioned sammi well thought out argument to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
Me 'n all.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
I'll fight too!
Who we fighting?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
Fuck knows.
Cancer? Hippies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
Hippie cancer
It makes dolphin shaped tumors
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
i am glad that i am paying attention to your posts now!
you seem nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
Hurray!
I was worried you weren't. So do you. How's the cancer these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
malignant.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
Terrible progress.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
Don't worry, SSG.
We'll have that pancreas out, off to the dry cleaners and back to you before tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
I don't pay for it

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
You're still a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Because I have a cleaner?
Yes, sure I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
actually, it's probably more to do with the fact that you
are incapable
of thinking
properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
Yes, yes I am
Spot on there.

Not that I am not bothered enough about the internet to be as articulate as I could be at 1am. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
Yeah, you're massively articulate and intelligent.
I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
Online, I'm about as articulate as a peanut, I'll be the first to admit
And you can say shit considering the ONE time you've spoken to me in person, I was well underway to being intoxicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
It's nothing to do with in person, it's about the absolute bollocks you spout on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
She's actually very clever, in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
No, just in general.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
Righto.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
I've gotten my ax in the closet with a fetus faucet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
an aluminum fetus faucet on the sidewalk freeway near the 7-11
call toll free!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
7pm (8 central)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
what I'm saying is, it's a FUCKING CUPBOARD

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
gnarly.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
i don't own anything expensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
but your beard is priceless

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
you can't put a price on fashion.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
*cough*
anti-fashion
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
I lost a zippo lighter in the house earlier in the evening.
Still haven't found it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
OR... my lunch
my marbles
my dignity
my sense of self
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
about 300 quids worth of singapore currency
hid it behind the mirror but was in such a rush to catch the next plane i forgot it
THAT cleaning lady definetly got a bonus
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
I know how you feel.
The other day my driver applied the brakes a little too sharply.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
my butler got cancer
so now i have to poach my own salmon in the morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
i bet you gave it to him
you horrible man
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
Sean Bean's a cunt when he drives a bus.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
outrageous!
i hope you didn't spill your martini
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
this reminds me of the time when my butler had the temerity to put a lemon in my gin and tonic,
rather than a lime.
i was so upset i could not aim straight at daddy's annual pheasant hunt the next morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
i think i remember him
he was allergic to green i'm sure.. he suffered on our 'incredible hulk pillow fight night'
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
shit,
i remember now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
I did actually, but when I got home I got one of the cotton pickers to run me out another one.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
Don't have a cleaner then, for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
well who's going to clean the pool then?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
i get my brother to do it
and claim it on expenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
I hope not the same person who dusts the TV!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
The money saved on not having a cleaner could be spent on employing someone to hear for you.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
if i were her,
i'd hire a new face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
Again, I don't pay for it

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
where can i get a free cleaner?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
Courtesy of your landlord

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
surely it comes in with the price somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
Well, she had the room advertised at £600 a month
And due to her being a friend of a friend, I got it for £400, all bills included.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
oh bloody hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
Then don't complain.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
when I was driving my clio
I pulled over to find that I had managed to 'lose' my expansion tank, hoses, radiator and head gasket all at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
Clio? Catastrophic cooling and headgasket failure?
Never.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
Troll or Cunt?
I just can't decide. It's like Paris Hilton just posted, but with no air of fuckability.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)