You'll have to do it Derren Brown style...
www.snopes.com/business/hidden/popcorn.asp
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

I love it brown style.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)

from within that article
"the experience of a woman baking a cake could be likened to a woman giving birth."
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)