Don't have a cleaner then, for fuck's sake.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

well who's going to clean the pool then?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

i get my brother to do it
and claim it on expenses.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I hope not the same person who dusts the TV!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

The money saved on not having a cleaner could be spent on employing someone to hear for you.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

if i were her,
i'd hire a new face.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Again, I don't pay for it

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

where can i get a free cleaner?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Courtesy of your landlord

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

surely it comes in with the price somewhere?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Well, she had the room advertised at £600 a month
And due to her being a friend of a friend, I got it for £400, all bills included.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

oh bloody hell.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Then don't complain.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)