Let's hope he doesn't start getting better,
or she might leave him!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

my cancer is the glue that binds us together.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

Ah, emotional blackmail.
Good man.

"Can you pass me the salt?"
"It's in the cupboard!"
"Cancer!"
*sigh* "I'll get it."
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Roses are red
SSG's a chancer.
He has a nice girlfriend
Because he's got cancer.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)