I love cr3 and his music search but for the last month it's been really bad, comes up with nothing even remotely right :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

that will teach you to search for `the screams of the dying` so that you can listen to it whilst your are on the final stages of your vinegar strokes.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I wank to the theme tune to Tots TV.
Not because i'm a nonce, it's just a really fun song.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

you are many things but I could never see you as a nonce
not in those jeans.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

This :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Might have toned it down so people stop trying to sue him...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)