To the tune of "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones
Sweetcorn, Sweetcorn,
Poo with sweetcorn,
A dry ol' little shitty that I did this very morn,
Sweetcorn, Sweetcorn,
Poo with sweetcorn,
No wiping for this brown newborn (No wiping for this brown newborn).
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

does this signify a return of "Teh Poetry"?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)