Step 1) get willy
step 2) put willy in bum


Oh, you actually need a willy for that, though...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

Pfffft.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

*takes notes*
And where might i find one of these willies?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

*points*
On the floor, just behind you...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

on the end
of his armies
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

FOOL OF A TOOK!
Ooh, that reminds me, my original cast Amadeus playbill came today. Tim Curry and Ian McKellen...a steal at £3.70 including P&P.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)