I have a scar on my arse too.
*Arse scar FIVES*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Two inches to the left and I would've been violently sodomised by an iron railing
Lucky escape, maybe.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Mine's just from dull old meningococcus septacaemia
*yawn*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Oh man that's Latin and everything
That's not unexciting! FANCY TERMS AHOY
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

ingococcus septacaemia
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha.
Well done, you bittersweet bundle of misery.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

That's because I'm lovely
and not at all a fat ranting shouty Irish ginger dwarf.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Arf

( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)