Filth. Dirty foreign muck.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I'm fastening my patented "Coloureds Kicking Boot" as we speak...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

Din't figit ti put pitril in di lindrawvah.
What? That's a proper saffer accent, that is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

"patented"
You just stole one of my combat boots, thinking I wouldn't notice it go missing.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

I read that as coloured knickers at first and needed a bit of a lie down.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)