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I share a birthday with Ray Bradbury
Can anyone reccomend me a fucking good novel to read while I am on holiday next week ?

If not, I shall stamp my feet and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Read a Neil Gaiman book.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
I've read them all
Some of them are great, but some of them are a bit meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Ok, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Read 'The Reliquary'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Is it about Tories and food ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
No
Dirty homeless and people getting their heads cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Either that or SSG's upcoming autobiography
Its about his struggle with death
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

death life
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Pfft that also

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
how can you bully a dying man?
:( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
Like this
FUCK OFF CANCER FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Im trying to use laughter to alleviate your suffering
you brave, brave man
I may even start a cancer pun thread in support of your collection later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
if you incyst.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Damn my minds gone blank:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
i can only think of tumor
(two more)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
read "shantaram"

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
I'd suggest an autobiography, and Shatner's new autobiography is a very good read,
It opens with a story of him being held tightly by the balls by a sexed up Gorilla.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Ooooo shatners biog, that sounds like a winner
I like biographies (Dispite me saying reccomend a novel)they can get away with being badly written as long as there's lots of juicy gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I heard that Sammi's got an autobiography out soon
Of course, she didnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
It's a cracking read, and he's very humourous in his approach and you'll laugh more than once.
I've also finished reading the recent Roger Moore Biography as well, also worthy of a read.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Chrysalids is good, but a bit short
if you want something lengthy, get Miss Smilla's Feeling For Snow, or Gunter Grass' Tin Drum, or some JG Ballard or something, I dunno, fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
I'm currently reading a recent Robert Rankin book
can't remember the name of it but it's not terribly good. Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)