Build a timetravel sexorium and go and find Raquel Welch in her 'One Million Years B.C' days.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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I want to change my answer to this.
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thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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