Whats the best disease out there then?
Clearly swine flu is a bit rubbish.

Typical really, lazy Mexican disease.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Fat people. Racist.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

No food.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Streptococcus Pyogenes

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

it's an all-encompassing nasty little shitter, I'll give you that
but it's gram-positive, so a bit too easy to kill to take the overall crown.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Pseudomonas

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Smells a bit.
Dies on prolonged exposure to air.

Rubbish bug.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

"the second most common infection in hospitalized patients(nosocomial infections)" according to Wikipedia. Can live in soap and antiseptic, amongst other things.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Yeah but it can lead to Necrotizing fasciitis

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

and TSS, I know.
but it's still not a real player. Gram-negatives FTMFW.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Necrotizing fasciitus is definitely a contender due to the double i.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Yeah, it should ooze more.
Probably.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Henoch schonlein purpura

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I've never met a Mexican
but I'm willing to believe they're lazy, otherwise there wouldn't be so many jokes about them being lazy

I hear they smell quite bad too
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Mexican't

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'm not sure if it's a disease as such
but microcephalic primordial dwarfism.

Awwwww:

anthropologynet.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/primordial-dwarfism.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Fake
She's just really far away.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Bacillus Cereus
because it sounds like "serious", and Clostridium Difficil, because it sounds difficult. Because it is, probably.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

C Dif.
C Dif. Run
Run Dif. Run
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

That's it
You're barred.

Get your coat.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

MAKE ME

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'll set Theo on you
He's one tough mofo
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Like shit, he lives in France.
He'll be fat from cowardice and pastries.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Hmmm perhaps he would make too easy a victim for you...
Not that im making you out to be some sort of man eater or anything.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Send him to the lad's ex for that
she's been sniffing her slaggy way around recently.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

And you havent suggested to the wife that she join you in your dungeon?
Such prudishness.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I don't really go for skanks.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Furry muff

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Yes.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Wait til september
Kids returning to school after summer holidays abroad

Pandemonic
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)