I've just been shovelling dog shit off the lawn.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

that's stealing

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Or
Finders keepers?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

do you have dogs?
I don't recall you ever mentioning any
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Could be a fetish
Someone elses lawn
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

took more effort and intelligence than starting this thread

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

I wish they'd learn to do it in one spot.
Shredder does it all over the fecking place.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

We have this affliction too.
It makes me want to find the owners house, have 10 pints and a curry then go off like a muck spreader all over their front door.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)