Is it me....
Or do you need to be a one eyed twat that everyone in the country dislikes to be leader of a political party these days?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

It's you.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Thank god for that.
Vote Tory. Boris for President.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

I've just been shovelling dog shit off the lawn.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

that's stealing

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Or
Finders keepers?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

do you have dogs?
I don't recall you ever mentioning any
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Could be a fetish
Someone elses lawn
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

took more effort and intelligence than starting this thread

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

I wish they'd learn to do it in one spot.
Shredder does it all over the fecking place.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

We have this affliction too.
It makes me want to find the owners house, have 10 pints and a curry then go off like a muck spreader all over their front door.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

You

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

It's you.
Evening all.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

I'd deffo give that Natasha Kaplinsky a good old fashioned thump up the knickers

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Have you ever considered a career as a professional satirist?
This stuff is comedy gold!
( FoldsFive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Book o' Revelations says the anti-christ will only have one good eye.
I think Brown etc are just checking to see if it's them wots The Chosen One.
( Three Dog Man, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

My dog is far more entertaining than you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

I'd deffo give that Esme Weatherwax a good old fashioned thump up the knickers

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Oh hai.
Do the voice.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I'm 'avin 'oops

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

*swoons*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)