I'm currently getting very fed up with the baby seagull that's beeen stood on next doors chimney
and sqwarking all fucking day.

I wish I had an airgun.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Do you live near me?
There's a baby seagull on top of a house opposite my back garden, it's been making some weird sounds, but not half as weird as the robotic dog one of neighbours seems to own.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

do you live in aberdeen?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Nope.
Caerdydd or Cardiff or whatever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Or a long pointy stick

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)