Evenin'
Anyone watching the cricket?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I'm watching the locust
ho ho
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

The enigmatic band that is 'The Locust'
or just some locust?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

neither really,
it was a joke
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

Fair 'nuff.
Safe!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

111 all out? Christ.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Ok, I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Is that a good or a bad thing?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

111 all out is bad.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I thought so.
But then I saw South Africa were on 50 for 1 after 10 overs. That's not great from them either.
I think.
I dunno.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

They're starting to pick up the pace now.
41 to win from 43 balls is very achievable.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

haha
balls
( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

But if the other lot finish the next innings all out for 36, it's pretty good.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

No
I am busy trying to work out what the hell I need to take with me this weekend.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

bananas, condoms and chili lube

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Hmmm no

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Gloves, shovel, lube?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Ooh gloves

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

we both said lube, you've got to take lube

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I really don't think I will need it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

You'll be sorry.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

If I am then you both have full permission to say "I told you so"

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

*prints screen*
*frames*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Is Friz's knob that small?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

You NEVER know, honest
just take it
really
you might need it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

and a shovel, and some lube.
How else are you going to commit necrophilia?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Don't need lube.
Makes its own.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Yes, it isn't making for happy watching :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

There were no boundaries for 35 deliveries a moment ago.
That's positive.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

this is true, and the run rate is hovering around the 6 mark
i'm in two minds as to whether or not a wicket would be a good thing, because AB de V is next up and he is in top form!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Gibbs could hit six sixes any minute now.
I can sense it coming.

But yes, less ABdV is a good thing.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

WICKET.
2 more will change the face of this game.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I'm currently getting very fed up with the baby seagull that's beeen stood on next doors chimney
and sqwarking all fucking day.

I wish I had an airgun.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Do you live near me?
There's a baby seagull on top of a house opposite my back garden, it's been making some weird sounds, but not half as weird as the robotic dog one of neighbours seems to own.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

do you live in aberdeen?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Nope.
Caerdydd or Cardiff or whatever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Or a long pointy stick

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Nope.
But I do have a park with a playground directly opposite my window, which would be great viewing if I were a nonce.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

do you sit there all day thinking "hmm, what boring shit question can I ask b3ta tonight" ?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

No.
I sit here thinking how best to annoy you next.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

you're too dull to be annoying

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

GILGALY WILGALY MESH!
You're so squeezable. MWAH!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)