Lard and Lemons then.
The lemons are for bitterness, obviously. :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I bet if you licked the tarmac on this street, it'd taste of lemons.
Ho ho!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

he he

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)