I read that first line in a chinese accent.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

WHY YOU WAN KEEP IH?
IH GIRL, IH NO GOOD.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Stop, please
I'm laughing way too hard now.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Sarcasm?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

No, i just spent a lot of time in Shanghai and the accents cut me up.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Ahh, you wercom, Eulopeen.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

L & R non-distinction is Japanese or Korean, not Chinese.
I'm such a killjoy cunt, sorry, but YOU NEED TELLING.
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

IR ONRY FOCKEN STON AT END OF DAY

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

SIRRY INGRISH, RACK OH DISIPRIN, THAS WOH IS

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

RU CANOR KEEP IH, SIIIIRRY BOY

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahaha
me too, after I read yours
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Haha
I really am a dyslexic twat at times

the irony is I laugh at Gonzo's spelling
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)