I am pissed off JMG
but not due to your news. I just caught my top on the bannister at work and it's ripped to fuck now. Sad times.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

but on the bright side its made the day of the office perv
as he gets to see your puppies with the pink noses.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

By describing them as such, you've just identified yourself as your office perv.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

oh they know that already.
reading bizarre for years kinda gave that away.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Rip the rest of it
eat a red pen, have a zombie half hour. It's almost half four on a friday, nobody's doing anything useful now anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Tell people you're the Hulk.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)