I've just found out I've been getting underpaid a grand a month since I got back from abroad.
Who wants go from nought to upset in under 4 seconds at this news?
Just think of the day I'm being paid the owed cash. Just imagine how upset a day that'll be.


JMG FOR MOD!
MOOHALAA FOR STRAIGHT MARRIAGE IN '09!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Oh man!
You wealthy, wealthy man!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I'm funding a cure, SSG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

i am attempting to do a painting,
of some cows.
it is a sort of therapy.
i'll show you the painting once it's done if you like?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Post it on /board, and we should ALL click "I like this".

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I think this needs reposting
www.b3tards.com/uploads/Mykey_and_bunny.jpg
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

bad man

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

It's not like I'm going to cause any offence, it's not like he can see me.
Unless that was a massive lie of course.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

it's always best to add a 'no offence' just incase

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

this doesn't
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/SubliminalEsme/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

SHIT!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

just did

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=morning+poo
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

you may be overlooking this
img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/SirSandGoblin/mb.jpg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

GOD

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Can I have your account once you've passed away?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I've never been so aroused

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I am pissed off JMG
but not due to your news. I just caught my top on the bannister at work and it's ripped to fuck now. Sad times.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

but on the bright side its made the day of the office perv
as he gets to see your puppies with the pink noses.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

By describing them as such, you've just identified yourself as your office perv.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

oh they know that already.
reading bizarre for years kinda gave that away.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Rip the rest of it
eat a red pen, have a zombie half hour. It's almost half four on a friday, nobody's doing anything useful now anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Tell people you're the Hulk.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

it will make the tax mans day

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm yet to see how the internet will turn this in to dole banter.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

maybe it will be a bald tax man with a jobless son

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

tax man gets it regardless of whether it goes through Jam Master Geordie's pocket first
c'mon downloads! DOWNLOAD! I'm bored.
( rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

You didn't notice.
That means you can give the money to me and it won't affect you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Somebody stole money from my credit card last week.
I feel this is nature repaying me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

But....but,...
I like money.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I look forward to receiving my official JMG kickback gift.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm skimming 10% off the SAVE SSG fund to go towards our Christmas Party.
We'll be dipping tenners in caviare, and the like.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

that is good news/ or bad news, not for me to judge really, sorry, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

What's your job?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

fluffer

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

SCORE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

What industry do you work in?
I always assumed you to be in leisure or retail, definately one of the service industries.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I shall discuss this with you face to face at the bash JMG.
I have to drive to Peterbourough now. Sympathy required.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

on bright side, you will be leaving peterborough when coming home

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

is he actually going?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I thought the dole was only £45 a week

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I am not pissed :)
Although I will be later - I have finished my latest Master's essay, and my man has done his degree and got his results. :D
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Your good news comes with my bad. Damn boiler has packed up so I have to spent money I didn't want to spend
on getting it fixed. Fucksocks.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)