We took our dog for a trim.He's so smart now, he could read the news.
"Good evening, this is BBC Dog News."
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Or he could go and read the pre-existing dog news on channel 5 with Kaplinskunt.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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