I haven't been on the picture board
in months if not years. I don't have time to 'shop any more
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

Apart from the
shop lifting you do to support your glue habit.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Shoplift glue
and cut out the middle man.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)