jesus
wants me. For a sunbeam.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

jesus loves you and there is nothing you can do about it, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

None taken. I love jesus too.
Was just merely stating that he would like me for a sunbeam. Not sure what he wants for you though. Something shiny I hope.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

i'd like to be a sunbeam, but perhaps i can just be the twinkle in a babies eye, i won't tell jesus what to do, not my place, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

hmm
do you know the lyrics better than me or are you just awfully poetic and wasted here?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

i am glad you like it, or not, no offence , i was just opening up about my love of jesus, great times

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Jesus was a nice man.
He would like that you remember him and still act out his fantasies
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I really used to fancy him in Catholic school.
Him and his sexy, sexy disciples.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm not being funny but...
Don't take offence but...
I hate to tell you but...
I don't want to say "told you so" but...

You're an ugly twat and no-one likes you. Apart from Jesus.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

well at least i have jesus.
btw where does this anger come from? I there something you need to share?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

My deeply rooted hatred of homosexuals.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

oh dear
let it go, you can't help it. Its just something you are.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

It's hard when every target for a shag is also competition.
Think about it, you lazy breeder.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

wow
thats really deep. I like it when you go deep.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Well only a few people go as deep as I can.
:)
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

i'm very shallow
but i think i have hidden depths I just need to explore them more
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'd open you up and give you a whole plethora of new ideas.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Shameless innuendo.
It's great.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

hey that's okay, i won't take offence, i'm not very timid, or am, or not, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)