How long can we talk about me attending a b4sh before a new thread?
It's big news on the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

you're not!
you're telling fibs!!
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

I got a gaz!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

OMG!
And I can't even come to that bash.
I'm SICKENED! SICKENED I TELLS YA!
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I told JMG this would cause much stirring in the ranks.
But he wouldn't listen.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

You best rent out a field
for all the extra tents
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

JMG-fest?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Hahahaah
Yes, I think it will be.
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I hope he is.
He'll be letting the side down if he attends one of those fat-fests.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

I MUSTNT PANIC MUST HAVE POSTED

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

post
fence. garden. house. door. window. licker. you.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

haha i know who you are

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Shhhhhhhhh.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

One of your many comedy accounts, I bet!
Trouble maker.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

this is internet bullying of the worst kind

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Please
You make me sad, and all I was trying to do was amuse.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

can i add you?
on msn? If I like? Maybe I could make it up to you. After al the bad air between us?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

i'm crying right now
i hope you're happy
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

no.
please. I just want to rub you nicely and be friends for a long time, so our children can grow up together and think of each other like cousins, maybe even grow up to be lovers
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

i like this attitude, no offence, jesus loves you

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

jesus
wants me. For a sunbeam.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

jesus loves you and there is nothing you can do about it, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

None taken. I love jesus too.
Was just merely stating that he would like me for a sunbeam. Not sure what he wants for you though. Something shiny I hope.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

i'd like to be a sunbeam, but perhaps i can just be the twinkle in a babies eye, i won't tell jesus what to do, not my place, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

hmm
do you know the lyrics better than me or are you just awfully poetic and wasted here?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

i am glad you like it, or not, no offence , i was just opening up about my love of jesus, great times

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Jesus was a nice man.
He would like that you remember him and still act out his fantasies
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I really used to fancy him in Catholic school.
Him and his sexy, sexy disciples.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm not being funny but...
Don't take offence but...
I hate to tell you but...
I don't want to say "told you so" but...

You're an ugly twat and no-one likes you. Apart from Jesus.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

well at least i have jesus.
btw where does this anger come from? I there something you need to share?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

My deeply rooted hatred of homosexuals.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

oh dear
let it go, you can't help it. Its just something you are.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

It's hard when every target for a shag is also competition.
Think about it, you lazy breeder.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

wow
thats really deep. I like it when you go deep.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Well only a few people go as deep as I can.
:)
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

i'm very shallow
but i think i have hidden depths I just need to explore them more
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'd open you up and give you a whole plethora of new ideas.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Shameless innuendo.
It's great.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

hey that's okay, i won't take offence, i'm not very timid, or am, or not, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Stanley?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

is that the hoodbutter one? i'm off to that one myself

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Great times.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

as long as nobody goes near my bivvy, i swear i'll do time if they do, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

You can put your bivvy in a bash proof area.
I shall reserve said area for your bivvy.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

has this area got a lake/pond/puddle? that would be fantastic

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

There is an area close to where cr3
errects his. It is next to a pond with a waterfall if that's any good?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

i like to see water from my bivvy, it relaxes me, good times

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Will there be a neon sign saying "this way to the BIVVY OF LOVE"?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

i don't really allow people in my bivvy, they spill stuff

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I'd like to spill something all over it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

see!!! this is why i have to stay in all the time, people threaten my bivvy :((((((

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I just want to show it how much I care! :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

No offence. Great banter no doubt.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

i love a bit of offline banter me, i'm a really nice banter bringer

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

FEED HIM TO THE BANTER!
Erm... Banthor.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

I wish I could come
but I am other end of the country now. :(
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Aren't you in JMG territory now?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

JMG is in roaneah territory, ty.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Sorry
What was I thinking?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Temporary insanity.
Anyway, if I were still in London I would definitely get a train to WW's and then get AB to give me a lift. Your parties am lubbly. Even if I do have to make some woman cry about sociological theories.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

It's not a bash without someone crying.
Although it's normally violence rather than theories that set them off.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Well, I would have given her a good raping if she looked like Keira Knightley.
Unfortunately not. :(
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Sounds like the recent one was quite drama free, comparatively speaking.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

That is the point where I would have arrived.
;)
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

It was very quiet
but enjoyable nonetheless. I blame CHB's temporary incapacitation.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

i_mustnt_panic must have posted

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

JMG stopped WW3
he doesn't like to go on about it.
( MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

This may cause me to turn up to said event.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

All aboard the jam jar bus!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I bet you're too busy with the Queen's garden party, and such

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

i dont bash myself
its for the birds
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I detect
a lot of crash diets in anticipation of your arrival
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Well I should make an effort to attend this one seeing as you'll be there Jam jar
I went to the first ever b4sh and haven't been to one since.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Our bashes are OK if you like that sort of thing.
Most people say the swelling goes down in a couple of days.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I want the swelling to never stop!
Edit: I'll be with Lu if I come, she's my sponsor.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

soon

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

*nods*
dexy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

*swaggers*
awiiight, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii gng?!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

ja mein herr

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, how's yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

stuff an ting
where you been at?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

i done been here and there
i done been kickin back wid me hoes n me spades, n me done went to library, but they done dont got a copy of 'fly fishin' by dat dem jr 'Artley
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

tru dat i be fishin on chooseday mi bread bin

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

dem no worry wee-a-hee, dem no worry wee

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Will you be bringing the blue plaque for the wall?
Or will grateful county councillors be round with it during the following week?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Nobody is allowed to look me directly in the eye.
I'll be in my trailer.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

*Gets the brown M & Ms*

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Does anyone know what JMG looks like yet?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Bald.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)