They were adopted, shit-for-brains.
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02,
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Stolen from a nursery more like.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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And raped several times a night.
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05,
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In the cellar
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07,
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Of the local primary school.
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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No lube.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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Just a speculum, my cock, and a grapefruit.
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09,
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I find a bottle of baby oil and a knowing smile does the trick
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10,
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I prefer the friction.
It's not a fuck unless you have burn marks on your dick.
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12,
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Too far, you say?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09,
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