It WASN'T a ditch
It was a bit vergey. And a bit muddy deep puddly.
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ditch sounds better for both of us. Embellishment and repetition are the keys to a good yarn!
By the end of the month...
You - were forced off the road into a ditch by an articulated truck driven by a serial killer
Me - stole a car and a tow rope and towed you out

Now click this and we'll forget all about this bit :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

It was a RAVINE which my car plunged into during a frantic car/articulated lorry chase
and you hijacked a passing helicopter to winch me out just before my car exploded. You were wearing shades. I was all grateful heaving bosom.
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)