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There's this pimpley little fuckhead I work with
right racist little nonce.
My manager told me if first sign of him fucking about, give him a call and he'll sack him (he can't stand the little prick neither).
He does his job, but he spends the rest of his time frog marching, or telling me he voted BNP, or he likes girls when they're fifteen, or that the holocaust didn't happen...
Reckon I should get him binned anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
There's nothing in his contract about this kind of thing???

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
I don't know
I really should go take a look
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
no sound like he is trolling you in real life
jailbait, jews and bivvys
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
trolling?
you mean like charging you three goats to cross a bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
GET RID OF THE CUNT!
GO TEAM STEVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
I like this answer

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
Short answer - yes.
Long answer - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
Hiya
Gavin was here Wednesday and Thursday this week fixing my tumbler, I think he thinks I make jobs up now. Were your ears burning?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
Ha ha! Good man himself!
I've not seen him for ages. Not even to say congratulations on hims and Carrie's engagement!!

I'm a terrible brother-in-law-in-law-in-law!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
He's a great guy isn't he.
oh crap that makes me his sister-in-law-in-law-in-law-in-law.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
He's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
i dont give a monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
good for you
glad you cared enough to tell me you don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
keep me updated

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
You should. Steve has a magic eye, and will zap you with it if you are bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
dont bully me dave
i know all your seedy secrets
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Not all of them.
I reckon you only know two at most. One of those probably isn't even a secret.

You are a lousy secret agent. Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
you should stop being such a narrow-minded bigot and learn to accept other people's views you fucking racist

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
Racist?
Some of my best friends are chinks and wogs, I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
get back on the banana boat you wog-loving terrorist

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
carefull whitey
or I'll put some bad ju-ju on you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
why aren't you Sneaky Steve any more?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
because the name reminds me
of waking up on the floor of the gents in my local
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
Every workplace has one...
If he carries on with his shit, I'd get rid. I doubt he will stop though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
it don't help he's got a face you'd never tire of hitting
with whatever came to hand
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
If he uses the phrase ''holohoax'', get him gone.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
is 'lolocaust' acceptable in the workplace these days?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
It rhymes, therefore it's acceptable anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
if there's one thing worse then right wing facism
it's those god-awful internet text words
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
i no lol

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
rofl
what a sockpuppeting troll with a bbq and lmao all over his face
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
one of my friends uses LOL as an substitute full stop :(
"wat r u doin dis wknd? LOL im goin out tmrw LOL etc..."

makes me want to kick a biro down her ear
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
*wears ear defenders*
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
it sets my teeth on edge
I had a mate who called me a noob once.
had
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Did you pwn him RIGHT up the rofl?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I don't know what half of that means
but it makes me want to vomit all over my knees
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
No
*reports you to your line manager*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
If you do, I shan't ever tow your car out of a ditch again.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
It WASN'T a ditch
It was a bit vergey. And a bit muddy deep puddly.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Ditch sounds better for both of us. Embellishment and repetition are the keys to a good yarn!
By the end of the month...
You - were forced off the road into a ditch by an articulated truck driven by a serial killer
Me - stole a car and a tow rope and towed you out

Now click this and we'll forget all about this bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
It was a RAVINE which my car plunged into during a frantic car/articulated lorry chase
and you hijacked a passing helicopter to winch me out just before my car exploded. You were wearing shades. I was all grateful heaving bosom.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)