I've never done sex
I found my two daughters in the cabbage patch.
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Hoorah
I found my four kids behind the sofa.

If only I'd had a cleaner. Life would have been much easier.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)