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How can I put this
I don'want to alarm anyone but I think someone wants to talk about their sexuality. Open forum now, anyone can join in. Okay Roan, go...
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Is he gay?
I couldn't quite tell because NONE of his posts involve him making innuendo or talking about his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
i don't know.
As long as he knows, thats the main thing.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Finally!
Someone interested in my cock!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
do you not get much then?
why's that?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
They're too busy swallowing them to express much interest, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Just curious,
but in your picture, what's that hanging out of your mouth? It looks like the back end of a baby eel.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Give that man a gold watch!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Fucking fags.
When will they fuck the hell out of our country?

And take those lesbian fuckwits with them? Obviously not the pretty ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
So all of them then.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Not the pretendy ones.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
see you misunderstand
i would never call you a fag. You just like to make out everyone hates you for being gay, when really I just don't like you cos I'm funny that way. Also you're a bit mean
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I use naughty gay swear words so that if anyone else uses them it makes me not insulted by them.
You don't have to like me. And I like being mean. It makes me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
words
i try not to get offended by the word itself more the context they're used in... See I knew I had hidden depths
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
Well then if a gay man uses them, there's no issue.
Quite ego-centric to presume that I am projecting them on to you.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
hold on a minute, i love jesus in a catholic way, no offence, except to wrongs in the eyes of christ

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Sexuality on b3ta?
I thought you were all virgins.

I want my donation money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I've never done sex
I found my two daughters in the cabbage patch.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Hoorah
I found my four kids behind the sofa.

If only I'd had a cleaner. Life would have been much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
i dont do sex
im a bit too young really
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
What with being 12 and all

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
15 rob
15
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
You're 15?!! Erm...
Does anyone know of software that can completely remove pictures from a harddrive?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Windows Vista
it removed everything from my hard disk.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
It only does that if you are a spack handed idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Well,
I'm not all that in to sex. I'm not particularly sensitive down there and while I enjoy it a lot of the time I can't be arsed.

So, which regular's backup account are you?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
i love it
you know i'm just a retard with a computer. New and fresh like a clean lady plug
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Just had a nosey in your profile.
I'm with you on the pig thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
my boy cat is gay and an assassin
The Gay Assassin (thank you to miknosugar, for the re-christening of my cat)
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
the thing with faggots is
they make me fucking sick to the pit of my stomach

they should be electrocuted until they fancy women, the filthy shit stabbers
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
no offence, forum banter, great times etc

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
I think it's gay to have sex with a woman.
Eww.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
I hear some psychologist has a cure for gay though
amazing the advances they've made in medicine lately

see, that'll probably sure AIDS too, it's a win-win
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
When was the last time you got checked for HIV?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
I've never suffered from homosexuality so I'm immune unless a junkie sticks a needle in me

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
Don't be silly
only gays can transfer it.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
in that case I suggest we set up forced labour camps for them

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
And for what purpose shall these labour camps pose?
The production of fake Gucci wallets?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
you can't treat them, they pretend they are better and then hurt children, sad times, jesus doesn't love them, no nonces

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
I hear that statistically, 90% of bum bandits are also child molesters

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
48% of statisticians are badger rapists.
I don't make a big thing about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
well no, that just sounds like you're being lolwacky to be perfectly honest

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Don't make me spray my semen into your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
it does doesn't it, yet most nonces have gay tendecies, and i belive visa versa

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
I hear it's pretty much statistically the same thing
it's safe to assume that most gaylords also want to have sex with children
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)