Isn't he missing?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

missing dead
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

rofl

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

only in that he hides from the media,
which obviously the media take as meaning that he is hiding from everything ever.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Aye but apparently he went missing
A quick wiki is conflicting but apparently he is safe.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

he only went missing by media standards.
nobody who actually knew him considered him missing.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

But the word of The Sun is 100% fact
Just don't read it on a train in Liverpool...
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)