Why did you go to him "OI, oi, mate, oi, oi, yo', listen, listen right up, yeah', I'm a b3tan too, innit, so givus your phone, keys, wallet and watch, then fuck off before something nasty happens."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

i was daaaahn the pub, 'ee was bigger'n me, and my gaggle of burds were 'oldin' me back.
'Eee wasn't wurf it, innit. An' he was tooled up an' all
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Where's ya' tool?
THIS TOOL !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm the daddy now.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

he said Balham, not Peckham.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)