I saw someone in Balham wearing a B3ta t-shirt yesterday.
I recognised the face, but had no idea who it was.

WAS IT YOU? ARE YOU THE GIANT ON CRUTCHES??
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Not me,

(PsychoChomp, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I might get a b3ta tshirt
Do they do them in fat bastard size?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

*face palm*

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

*palms face*
very smooth
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

They'd be missing out on a core demographic if they didn't

( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

That's the smallest size they come in.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

As long as fat bastard size is fat bastard size that's alright

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

The next sizes are whale and supertanker.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Almost certainly wasn´t me

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Why did you go to him "OI, oi, mate, oi, oi, yo', listen, listen right up, yeah', I'm a b3tan too, innit, so givus your phone, keys, wallet and watch, then fuck off before something nasty happens."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

i was daaaahn the pub, 'ee was bigger'n me, and my gaggle of burds were 'oldin' me back.
'Eee wasn't wurf it, innit. An' he was tooled up an' all
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Where's ya' tool?
THIS TOOL !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm the daddy now.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

he said Balham, not Peckham.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

twas me.
Remind me where Balham is?
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

London

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

oh
twasn't really me
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Anyone recommend some decent wedding music for my sister's wedding
She wants some pre-aisle walking music, then some entrance music, then some signing music.

I was hoping to go a bit more modern, as she's currently wading through classical CDs. Something uplifting like Elbow's Day Like This
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

emperors march from star wars for all 3.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I remember being impressed
when my brother had that as his ringtone when our mum called him.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

99 Problems!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Seriouspost though, you might want to check out some Brian Eno.
Apollo: Atmospheres and Soundtracks could do you very well for such an occasion.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

An Ending (Ascent), Always Returning, Deep Blue Day or Silver Morning would work.
Although one of them is in the scene in Trainspotting where Renton dives into the toilet, you might not want that one.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Or some Sigur Ròs.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I quite fancied having some Ennio Morricone, sort of brooding opening, then the doors burst open as the strings kick in
and my sister walks down the aisle.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

Thanks for the suggestions Easty
Sigur Ros would be a good choice.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

Happy to help.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

pre-aisle I'd have Billy Idol's White Wedding,
then fade that into Rob D's Clubbed to Death for the walk up the aisle,
then for singing music I'd have *thinks*
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Livin on a Prayer, cos everyone knows that

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

NO!
Not that. You said signing not singing

I'd have Bic Runga - Sway for that.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

I meant signing the register music
not some cockney knees up 'rand a joanna
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

White Wedding would be a brilliant wedding song.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

hey little sister
shotgun!
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

The Gonk from the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack.

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Smack my bitch up

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Face Circus.
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=57268106

All Night Long
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

The Wedding Song
from Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

YMCA

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

Yes!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

let's call the whole thing off
i still haven't found what i'm looking for
yesterday
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Hurray!
My cousin and her friend are gone, I have the house to myself again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

Back to the camwhoring for you then!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

I can't go see horses and dogs on Monday because some old randomer has died.
Balls.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

It was me.
I'm a giant.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

a giant personality
but in a tiny thimble sized body
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)