I made a boat that was too small for the sheer number of people that wanted to get on it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

tippex is your friend

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Now that is silly!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Though to be honest, I could have made the titanic and it wouldn't have coped with the numbers.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

It was destined for the same fate as SSG
well, if you can compare dying from pancreatic cancer to hitting an iceberg & sinking.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Draw a bigger boat
and ask everyone to abandon ship and move to the new, bigger one.

I solve problems for a living.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

You talk sense, woman.
I may do this tomorrow.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)