Can someone knowledgeable in science help me?
Last night I got drunk, and drunker than I usually do. This morning I have woken up with what I can only describe as an anti-hangover. I've woken up an hour before I usually do, unable to go back to sleep because I feel completely refreshed and awake and I'm really not sure what to do with myself. Should I expect the feeling of having a rhino let loose inside my head sometime in the next few hours, or can I safely carry on smugging about?

/young, virile and smug
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Yesterday, my hangover from Friday night kicked in at about 5pm
So don't think you've got off lightly.
I managed to clean the flat and go out for lunch with my parents before my head started hurting.
( SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

With that kind of delay I don't think the pain can be blamed on the booze.
You must have started menstruating or something.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh my, yes
I shall start blaming men for everything, then eat icecream, and then moan about getting fat.
( SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

have a good solid two-fisted wank to celebrate

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

I'm pummelling my john thomas with a lump hammer as I type.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Maybe your body hates you so much it can't even be bothered to inflict pain on you any more

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

*turns into the superhero known only as HATED-MAN*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Funnily enough
I believe that this condition actually exists. *have not had a hangover for about two years = win*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
ting ting ting t-ting ting ting ting t-ting ting ting!
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Is this some kind of gay slang?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Possibly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6_9Wclh7Q
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

How rare.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

To be yooooung, virile and smug
Oh what a lovely precious dream
To be young, virile and smug
Open your heart to what I mean

In the whole world you know
There are billion boys and girls
Who are young, virile and smug
You fucking mug.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

What's that you say Nina?
He's a fucking cunt. Damn right Nina.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

A smug cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

Were you drinking wine?
Sometimes I can drink bottles of wine and get away with it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Cider.
A combination of Henneys and Strongbow.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

That stuff just makes me sick.
I'd never keep enough down to get drunk, never mind a hangover.

IT'S ROTTEN APPLES IN A FANCY BOTTLE NOIT.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

ROTTEN APPLES MAKE ME GO MMMMMMMMMMMM

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

You may well still be a bit drunk.
I get this sometimes, if I drink a lot I wake up feeling great and can't sleep again, then after about an hour or so I feel shit. Drink some water while you still feel good, a hangover may well be on the way.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hair of the dog time to stave it off?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

That too.
Breakfast of champions.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Achievement unlocked
+ liver upgrade.
( chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)