put a life-sized
cardboard cutout of yourself at your desk and sneak off
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

I could do that
by doing a thing like my A4 rasterbation thing.. Might just work!
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

oooooh
that's clever!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Thanks,
but it'll scare the shit out of any lady I invite back
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)