Hop on the train,
go somewhere a long way away, fuck around for an hour or two, then come back.
It's a bit expensive though, despite the fact that travel broadens your mind... or something!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

you have a second line for your limerick
if the pronounciation of tyersal is correct
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

I saw it.
If you can come up with a third rhyme, then that's the fifth line sorted m'jorted. Shame about the scansion, though... but you can't have everything!

Re pronounciation: it's the North, so it's pronounced exactly as it's spelt (cf. Keighley, Aldborough)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

now complete
but posted further up
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)