Bread is so versatile
I have discovered bread is not versatile enough to be the following things:

1. Makeshift shurikens
2. Old mattress replacement
3. Patio
4. Toilet Tissue
5. Trendy elbow patches
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'm wearing a Hovis merkin right now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Hovis merkin?
Bread'n'dripping?
( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Eggy bread

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

cheese'n'toast

( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)