i don´t have a wife so the other person would be a bit screwed
it would more be like "i´m going to shag your wife"

this would be a great show

i´d take jennifer connelly. and i´d dress up as david bowie from labyrinth.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Jennifer Connelly. Yes please.
Or Anne Hathaway.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

oh man.. yes. she is perfection.
i like my brunettes.

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awesome. she would be in my top 3 ever. with natalie portman.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5972566
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

ooh yeah i suppose she does have a bit of julia roberts in her
but thats probably because i watched pretty woman as a kid and she gave me my first boners
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm not so fussed about the Portman.
I'll leave her for you. Brunettes FTW.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

aww thanks
jessica alba, salma hayek, sara carbonero and penelope cruz´s younger sister
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

*googles*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

*fwaps*
Also Audrey Tatou and Anelise Hesme who was in the England Vs France Renault Clio ads a while back. Phwaar!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

yes!
fuck man we should be best friends.

but promise not to shag each others birds
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I'll only be your friend if in the theoretical situation that:
We are in the same place at the same time and any of the aforementiond girls is present and they show an interest you promise to try not to shag them.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)