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Split Screen.. Finished watching the Cricket, yes. Whilst watching the Spain vs NZ football.
Sport, you chubby fruits. What's your current views?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
views on what?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
*views*

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
I disapprove.
It makes the manly manlier.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Pleased with the cricket
bored with the football.
Time for lesbians on House.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Also a resounding defeat of the fat and camp in today's squash.

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Good win for England. Always hard to predict how well they'll do because they can be shit one day and on form the next.
In close to home sport, I punctured a football on a rock today playing beach football.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Excellent football, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
is it me, JMG,
or has b3ta slowed down since I was last here? I refresh and nothing much changes. Is it less people posting, or just more BGN?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
It's Sunday.
Plus I'm clamping down on shit internet.
It's working well, and more shitter users have gone to QOTW where they can lie in front of chubby birds all the live long day.
An excellent exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
Fantastic work, sir!
Glad your job's working out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Partly the former and partly it's Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
My current view is one of Susan Sarandon in her underwear

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
Young or old?
Actually, it doesn't matter, she's not an attractive lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
Bored.Bored.Bored

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
AKIRA

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
16:9

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
I will be disgraced if england win this tournament after losing two games.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
I'm currently enjoying Sennheiser CX 400's. They're very good in-ear headphones.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
stop listening to Aqua
we're talking about SPORT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
You better not deafen yourself listening to Take That at too high a volume with your curlers in, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
the ROCK

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
The wrestler or the film?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
the wrestler
i cant stand nic fucking cage
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
At least he has his own hair.
Not like that Vin Diesel wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
that vin diesel, he's never made a shit film in his life

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
I liked it when he blacked up to do XXX2.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
Dwayne.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
shut up

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G8u1ErQTO0&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
he's a lovely lovely man

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
That's how I imagine JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Split screen for all the best people.
Le Mans on the left. Moto GP on the right. Marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
Apart from the fact that Moto GP is epic fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
Rossi´s win today was fucking epic
and i don´t like motorsport
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't epic because it's the shittest motorsport category there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
I think you may have forgotten Nascar.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
I'm not sure.
NASCAR is massively massively shit as a sport, but the stupid amount of cars and the stupidity of Americans leads to some pretty epic crashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
it's certainly no monster trucks

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
sell Berbatov, keep Tevez, fuck Ronaldo

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
Ribery, Tevez and Rooney.
Ugly but effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
Wasn't the cricket great?
Windies tomorrow now, we should smash them JMG, SMASH 'EM!

As for my view, I'm currently looking at my housemate (the one who isn't SSG), he's sitting opposite me tapping away on his laptop, probably typing words of hate against me. God I hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
I'd like to see SSG open most batting.
Flailing and swiping away some early big hits in to the pavilions up and down the land.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
It sounds as though the wrong housemate got cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
SPAIN
S
equals PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
log on msn
and call him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
I've been researching Personalised number plates for the past hour.
MY 3Y3 516HT I5 4UCK3D N0W.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)