No, but I did once eat loads of reduced price beetroot from Safeways and almost shat myself when thought I had started
pissing blood the following morning.

Does this count? I know blue and red aren't the same colour, but I'm hoping it counts as at least "related" if not "relevant".
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Did you piss red?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Yes.
I've since discovered some Ragu sauces do the same thing to me too.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

sorry, lost interest now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

It's a good job you were on the toilet when you almost shat yourself then, eh?!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Well, like any normal person I piss into the toilet standing up, and
shit into the bath. I then use a potato masher to force the lumps down the plug hole.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I assumed you were either a girl or a poof, as you are in Paris.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)