or the left, if he's walking right to left
the foot prints don't really show the direction
( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

When I worked in a wetherspoons
a bunch of regulars asked me why I had a slight limp. I told them it's cos I have a large cock, and which side my limp is on depends on which side I've dressed today.

Amazingly, they all believed me without questioning me.
( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Looks like he's limping a bit
I'm sure his cock would zig-zag as he walked
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

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( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Big willy style.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)