lol how do you find Will Smith in the snow lol
lol follow the fresh prints lol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

lol

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Seen it on PopBitch.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

GC!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Surely it would be easier to spot the tall black person
in a huge field of white snow.

Why would you look for his foot prints? I think you've made that too complicated. Think on.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

You could just look for his massive penis as well.
You know, because he's black.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

That's just racist to assume all black people have large cocks.
I'm not black and I have a huge cock. Would you like to see a photo? 3.bp.blogspot.com/_RRIGqzPDF00/RmiAaDJ8YjI/AAAAAAAAA28/z8-TleZJQe0/s400/giant%2Bchicken%2Bcock.jpg
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

you could be Nigerian
and hung like a little brown cocktail shrimp
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

The prints would look like this

-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
__________________________________
 -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Obviously he dresses to the right

( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

or the left, if he's walking right to left
the foot prints don't really show the direction
( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

When I worked in a wetherspoons
a bunch of regulars asked me why I had a slight limp. I told them it's cos I have a large cock, and which side my limp is on depends on which side I've dressed today.

Amazingly, they all believed me without questioning me.
( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Looks like he's limping a bit
I'm sure his cock would zig-zag as he walked
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
 -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v
 -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -


-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Big willy style.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

ouch. :)
Mind you, it's the only thing featuring Will Smith which has made me laugh
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

It makes me laugh when I think he turned down the role of neo to do Wild Wild West.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

At least he made up for it by doing Men In Black.
Best sci-fi film ever.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

laugh masturbate
the role of neo your Mum
Wild Wild West your Dad.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Kevin Smith talking about his Superman script
is fucking excellent (this is relevant to your comment).
( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I've heard that.
It was lolly.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

i just lost the game

( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

We were teaching a Lithuanian dude about the game last night
It took him a very long time to understand the concept.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Did I tell you that I'm winning the game?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

:)
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png
( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Why the fuck would you link to the image on xkcd
and not the page with that image on it?

Half the joy of xkcd is the tooltip comment so linking to the image removes half the joke.
( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

no idea
i linked to it somewhere else so i just looked for it there, must have been a 'tard on that day too
( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

cheer up, you win at being a dull prick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

This sort of bullying will only upset him further.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

:',',',',',',',(

( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

What's with the sig?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

got it from this
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neptunes+kiss
( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Oh.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Is the game to have straight teeth?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

maybe,
if you're living the american ideal
( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Root it oot.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Ah, you remember that from Adam & joe as well :)

( FoldsFive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Of course I do.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Is he the one singing:
Yo home polar bear!
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

lololol

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Fuck yeah!
It's the 90s all over again!
( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

hahaha

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)