seems to be a familiar pattern on this board

boy meets girl, girl kicks boy in nuts.

Or boy meets boy, and bumming ensues almost instantly.

Perhaps there is a message for us all somewhere in that.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

That all b3tans are unattractive to the opposite sex
and shouldn't really put in the effort because it's not worth it?
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

I though the message might have been

if you want sex without sore nuts, bum the nearest male.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

nonsense
you're cuter than Richard Hammond
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

Hm, well, everyone round these parts seems to disagree.
I've never had a real-life admirer before. I only got Zoe through coercion, for all the good it did.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

I thought you were a Tim man

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

I think you're stunningly gorgeous
from what I've seen

mind you, I've always had an odd taste in men ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

Erm, thank you
for that backhanded compliment.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

if I make it to the Reading bash
you'll know cos I'll either be too flustered to speak to you properly (which is the more likely) or I'll launch myself at you for a massive hug and possibly a quick fondle too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

Aww, cheers.
I'll huggle you either way.

The ex (right)...here too.
( Malchick, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)