i took a cricket ball to the jaw once
ouch
why was your face already broken?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Some bell end in town punched me in it
this would usually be fine were it not for the four massive sovereign rings and my habit of wearing glasses. Cracked orbital socket, painy problems with my eye muscles. It's been this way for almost 2 years though, so I'm used to it.


I didn't go down though, I shouted at him, he ran away and got rugby tackled by a police lady as I was too busy being clucked over by about 10 women that appeared from nowhere.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

bloody hell
how can you even fit 4 'sovs' on one hand?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I'm the wrong person to ask...
That's the first and last time I've even touched a sovereign ring.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

when i was in college, my girlfriend worked on the elizabeth duke counter in argos
i actually couldn't believe some of the crap they sold there
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Those articulated clown necklaces always make me laugh.
especially the HUGE ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

You obviously don't live in Essex.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

i'm glad it's obvious
i wouldn't want there to be any confusion
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Neither do I
otherwise, knowing them girls, I'd have probably deserved it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)