are you in the mum race?
when i was very little, my mum tripped during the mum race and i cried

good luck with the interview! where is it for?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

My mum was shit at running, she just giggles and wobbles about at 2mph coz she is diddy.

I was winning the skipping rope race but I waited before the finishing line for my friend. Story of my life.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I'm not racing this year
When I raced last time, my belly came out and I came last.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

daww
you could just beat up all the other mums and saunter over the line
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I thought about it
but then I thought it wouldn't set a good examples to the kids watching.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

what, that all problems can be solved with violence?
they have to learn some day :p
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

That's strange, I usually come first when watching the mums run.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

lolrude
;o)
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

oh man.. remember sports day when you were like 13/14
watching boobs and knickers come running down the track on 100metres..

good times.. good times
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Ah tell me about it! My knickers always rode up my arse when doing the shot put.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

O_o

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I get that doing up my shoe laces :(

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

My bra tugs on my chest hair
Also tell your Mrs thank you for the randomburn and gifts, it was wicked :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)