I bet you see at least one dwarf there.
My mate reckons that the only UK theatrical agency that specialises in dwarves is based in Peterborough, and later in the year fucking hundreds of them go there to get panto work.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

That would make my visit slightly tollerable.
pfffft mijits!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Just keep telling yourself that things could be worse, - you could be having to go to Gainsborough, Doncaster or Scunthorpe, ALL of which are far worse than Peterborough.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Christ. That would take some doing!
Sliding down the bannister of life, Peterbourough is but a splinter in the arse.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)